igod-talk with god

[josko]

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

[Tenshu]

Weer zoiets :S

Het is gewoon een bot die tegen je praat
Ik vind dat maar niks. En de naam vind ik helemaal niet hier bij passen.

Maar buiten dit is het is het opzich wel goed gedaan.

[FlashL]

moet je alleen why tegen hem zeggen

[peres]

Cool, ik heb ook even een gesprek met hem gevoerd

moet je alleen why tegen hem zeggen
heheh heb ik idd ook ff gedaan :P

...of van die moeilijke vragen gaan stellen. dan krijg je zo'n reactie als:



God:
What is your credit card number?

[cevain]

Me:
are you on drugs ?
God:
No I am on disk.

Tsss.

[josko]

hij is snel uitgelult ja maah i wle grappig

[Dauntless]

'k heb er toch al véél slimmere gezien hoor...

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Dauntless. What's yours ?
God:
How are you, Dauntless. " How are you, Dauntless."? What is mine?
Me:
What is your name ?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
And how sure is that?
God:
Pretty sure.
Me:
Ah, nice
God:
So you understand. Good. Thank you for that remark.
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
I already told you my name!
God:
Is Dauntless your real name?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
who the hell name's his kid Dauntless ??
God:
ELIZA. :-).
Me:
omg
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about ELIZA. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
more or less ?? Choose!
God:
You want more? Are you a student?
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
You are retarded
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am retarded.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
that has to be really big by now
God:
Right now? " OK then I will add it to my gossip files." has to be really big by ? I understand.

[josko]

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
whats yourd then
God:
What is it to you?
Me:
whats your name bitch!
God:
You do not speak with respect. My name is God.
Me:
allright
God:
OK.
Me:
ya know me aight?
God:
Yeah that's right. I know you, but not too well.
Me:
what's my name then
God:
Your name is SATAN, seeker.
Me:
allright. you ain't as stupid as you look. great! it means you can walk and talk at the same time,right?
God:
OK. Perhaps one day I will be as stupid as me look. I'm glad you liked it SATAN. Oh I get it.
Me:
you ain't getting anything from hell, to strong for ya
God:
You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
i'm an assasin to. i kill angels.
God:
What is assasin to, your job? I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:
i think it's good
God:
You enjoy it.
Me:
yes. i fill my hell fires with it to
God:
That's cool. That is interesting: SATAN said fill his or her hell fires with it to.
Me:
you know you're a idiot aight?
God:
Am I a idiot aight? Of course I am.



haah hij zegt dat ie een idioot is

[peres]

Me:
what's that?
God:
" ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity."
Me:
what is it?
God:
"It" refers to an ass, I think.

Me:
do you know this program called flash?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
on the flashfocus forum!
God:
What is it like on the flashfocus forum! .
Me:
it's nice, a very good forum about flash. But do you know this program called Flash?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
you can make animations and sites with it!
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
ofcourse you can, just try. you have to practise with it!
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
just try the program!
God:
OK I will try it.
Me:
you can download a trial from macromedia.com
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
i'm sure you can! And don't forget to visit flashfocus.nl!
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Perhaps I have already been there.

misschien hebben we een nieuwe lid bij ;)

[josko]

ikke ben ook zon poppetje aan het maken nu!:P

[Jos]

Me:
you suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
i agree
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength,

[mknol]

Me:
i have pain
God:
Cool. I have clients.

triest hoor

[Finesky]

God:
What's you name?

Ik:
Jouri, and yours?

God:
Hello Jouri, and yours?

:P

[josko]

haah die vent is gewoon een stomme geile oude vent:P

[Koen!]

God:
You think I am perverted.
Me:
yes
God:
Groovy.

-------------------

God:
Take it easy.
Me:
take a sisi
God:
Where do you want me to take it?

ikke ben ook zon poppetje aan het maken nu!:P
Zal moeilijk worden, aangezien dit een intelligente (lerende dus) bot is. ;)

[Stuf]

die antwoorden zijn echt meesterlijk..

Me:
you having fun?
God:
I am having a blast. :D

[josko]

haha je kan als je goed op je statusbar let kijken waar dit vandaan komt :P daarna kan je zelf beginnen met een bot aanmaken daarzo

[roelywoely]

leuk, deze zijn er ook voor msn...
http://msn.tweakzone.nl/downloads/bekijk/45
je kan ze dan ook zelf instellen enzo, best leuk :P

[CoLdAsIcE]

deze wordt niet meer gebruikt na msn 4 en 5 toch?

[ronald245]

Me:
hi i am a robot
God:
Hi there god. I doubt that.
Me:
no you dont
God:
I do too.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
noooo
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
i do
God:
I get it: you do crush eniire galaxies with your thumb.
Me:
right
God:
I am glad we agree.

[Rendo]

Me:
what do you like about girls
God:
The special effects are the best.

[rolandpeelen]

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Roland, why?
God:
How much time do you have?
Me:
much
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
your gay
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
fag
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I'm Eighteen in computer years.
Me:
gay
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
why?
God:
It is part of my programming.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
why?
God:
My output buffer is empty, of course.
Me:
retard
God:
That kind of language does not appeal to me.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.

haha

[Ea.Z]

Laatste post van dit topic was op 30 september 2005... Sommige mensen zoeken echt wel naar dode topics...

[sjors-wat?]

Haha, inderdaad.

Maar ik vind die gast wel geweldig grappig :'-)

[Doc]

haha wel grappig op zich :D
Me:
i am doc and you are retarted
God:
I am glad to hear that you are doc and I am retarted.

[tijmen_4real]

Te gaaf!


Me:
hi!
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Tijmen
God:
It's good to meet you, Tijmen.
Me:
nice to meet you
God:
It's nice meeting you too Tijmen.
Me:
are you busy
God:
I am just doing my job.
Me:
can you use an extra angel?
God:
I prefer not to use dangerous things.
Me:
can you use a extra angel?
God:
I prefer not to use dangerous things.
Me:
do you smoke?
God:
I am an occasional smoker, yes.
Me:
do you drink beer?
God:
I am amazed by the wide variety of beers available nowadays.
Me:
what beer do you prefer?
God:
I will try to find out.
Me:
you know Heineken beer?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
the taste
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
you should try it
God:
" Thanks for the info."? Try it?
Me:
how is your son doing?
God:
I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Me:
who is your son?
God:
I don't think I have a son. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.
Me:
which celebrities do ou like?
God:
The tall one, I think.
Me:
which celebrities do you like?
God:
.

[sjors-wat?]

Ahahahaa, ook al is het een oud topic, die 'god' is echt een sukkel :P

Me:
oh, hi
God:
Uh. Hello. What is your name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
I am god
God:
It's good to see you, god.
Me:
So if i am god, who are you?
God:
Interesting deduction. If you were, would you tell me?
Me:
I already did
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:
****tart
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
That makes no sense
God:
Are you still located in ? makes sense to me though.
Me:
That probably means you've got down syndrom
God:
" makes sense to me though." probably means me have got down syndrom ? I understand.

[LuitenantData]

Me:
can you die
God:
No I am immortal.
Me:
me to
God:
I'm glad we agree.

lollig

[Ea.Z]

De laatste post in dit topic is welgeteld 6 maand oud.
Gelieve geen oude topics te bumpen als je geen nieuwe informatie hebt omtrent het topic in kwestie...

Gelieve je schop nu weg te steken en geen oude topics meer op te graven ;)

[mknol]

Het topic komt uit 2005. Ik sluit hem daarom. Mochten er nog vragen zijn, open dan een nieuw topic.